BLUEHAIRS......(Thanks K.B)

I fucking despise BLUEHAIRS......for some of you who might not know what a BLUEHAIR is.....its a person that's hair is so GRAY it turns BLUE.(Marge Simpson would not quailfy). BLUEHAIRS are usually so pissed at the world for living there 85 or so years, that they terrorize all us youngfolk.... Theres no more such thing of the nice little old granny, no because they call me on the phone and TERRORIZE me!!!!! My grandfather is wealthy man, but yes..he is a BLUEHAIR. One of the many reasons he is wealthy is because they DONT spend a fucking dime!!!!!!!! This is a true story im about to tell you, NO, its NOT just a poor attempt at humor, its 100% true!!!! So, when my grandfather started hitting every car that drove near him(and just give them the cash in his pocket or the gold rolex on his wrist to avoid getting his precious drivers license taken away), we decided as a family that it was time to start driving grandpa around. Now I dreaded the day it was MY turn.(my grandfather is a former drill sgt. in the marines and if you dont wake up at 6 am.... the day is a waste!!!!) So, per his routine.... say a rosary at the catholic church...(on the way all he did was curse at the drivers who got near us..."god damn cocksuckers dont know how to drive, I was in the marines for 22 years, did I ever tell you that????"...."those japanese they were some good fighters") so, after feeling a little blasphemous walking into church to say my rosary for my grandmother(who by the way was a 5'8 white woman who was the most charming quiet woman you could ever meet, who also married 14 years her elder a 5'4 BROWN mexican man who was the most obnoxious, loud man, you could ever meet......they kinda reminded me of Paula Abdul "Opposites Attract")....i couldnt help but think WOW he can say all those words, and then be the most humble human being as soon as he steps into his holiness' house...it a sight to be seen....so, we say our rosary, i bless myself for all the sins i was about to commit that week, and we head on over to Mcd's...."Skip's" hangout....When we get in all the other retired BLUEHAIRS are sitting in the corner mesmerized by whos coming in next....of course they all see my grandpa....well my grandfather is a popular man, he just has "IT" whatever "IT" is...I dont know....but he has "IT"...he says his greetings and says to me..........."come on, I have to get my coffee"...now at this point I had to come to a certain stature where I could afford to buy my grandfathers coffee.... even though I KNOW he had a couple hundreds in his pocket, I offer....."what the fuck did you just say???" NO.im buying..."ok, ok grandpa" as we start to order he tells me the life story of the Mcdonalds employee and how she works 3 jobs, and how well I have it and he says "tell the lovely woman what you want" so, I order, then of course he orders his coffee...well, it comes out to about $5.00.....well in all his infinite wisdom, about LBJ and The Germans, one thing my grandfather excels in is MATH. "No thats not right" he tells the lovely mcd's employee who can barely speak english...."You charged me 85 cents for my coffee, im a retired military man who happens to be a senior citizen(a BLUEHAIR) why are you NOT giving that cup of coffee for the senior discount????????" With a dumbfounded look on her face, she says "oh, im sorry Skip" .well of course he just cant let it go....(this is someone he obviously knew and felt bad for, because she was such a hardworker) I turn to him and say "grandpa, ill give you the 30 cents, jesus"......." dont you ever say that word around me".....I wasnt going to fight the battle!!!!!!! so, after coffeegate, we go sit down at the BLUEHAIR table and i am truly BORED, whether it was hearing about the hip replacement surgery or the way the D.A.V wasnt giving them enough money, I had enough, so I just start laughing, because i have realized all of them have BLUEHAIR!!!!!!! so ,next time you see a BLUEHAIR dont feel sorry for them, theyve lived a good life.just be thankful your NOT that old yet!!!!!!! p.s to all my friends if I ever get this old(I wont) please just kill me then.......thank you......p.p.s...to all you BLUEHAIRS that read this(I dont have to worry-you probably think a "keyboard" is a board you put each and every one of your 35 keys you own on it.....) Be nice....and play a video game once in awhile.... be hip-dont worry about your hip....thank you .......sincerely.and quit calling me on the phone and complain because YOU cant hear or decipher what im saying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nature has its own religion
Gospel from the land
Father ruled by long divisionYoung men they pretend
Old men comprehend

And the sky breaks at dawn
Shedding light upon this town
They'll all come around'
Cause the man of the hour
Is taking his final bow
Goodbye for now

And the road
The old man paved
The broken seams
Along the way
The rusted signs
Left just for me


He was guiding me
Love, his own way
Now the man of the hour
Is taking his final bow
As the curtain comes down
I feel that this is just goodbye for now


"Man of the Hour"-Pearl Jam-"Big Fish" Soundtrack


This is truly one of the most eclectic songs your ever going to have the pleasure of listening to. It seems truly fitting for the post I just wrote. My grandfather (BLUEHAIR) will always be my "Man of the Hour"..M.D at my funeral I want you to play this song......